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Loading ...A Chinese man asked his three daughters what their ideal man should be.
The first daughter said, “I want a man with three dragons on his chest.”
The second daughter said, “I want a man with two dragons on his arms.”
The third daughter said, “I want a man with one draggin’ on the ground.”
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Q.How do you start a marathon in Packistan?
A.Roll a penny down the road
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two Aggies had just snagged the biggest buck they had ever seen.
Seeing how they probably couldn’t do any better, they decided to call it a day. So they both agreed and started dragging the buck by the back legs to their truck.
As they got within eyeshot of the truck, they happened to pass by a game warden who was heading into the forest.
“That’s a nice buck” the warden replied, “but you know, it’d probably be easier to pull it by it’s horns.” The two Aggie’s looked at each other and nodded. “Thanks officer, we’ll do that,” one Aggie replied.
So after about 5 minutes of pulling the buck by the horns, one of the Aggie’s spoke up and said: “You know, that warden was right, this IS easier.”
“Yeah,” the other said, “But aren’t we getting further from the truck?”
(2 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...A Mexican is trying to cross the border to America when a border guard stops him.
The border guard says to the Mexican that before he can cross he has to make a sentence for every word that the border guard gives him.
The border guard tells him that he has to use the words green, pink, and yellow.
The Mexican agrees and says, “Ok I’m ready.”
The border guard says,”Ok go ahead.”
The Mexican says,” The telephone goes green green green….. I pink it up…… And I say yellow!”
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...What do you call an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in West Virginia?
A family reunion.
