Ethnic Cultural Jokes

A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the mountains of Canada. The first morning in the cabin, he awoke and stood by the window admiring the scenery. Suddenly, he noticed a huge animal walk by.

“Och, whut’s thaaat?” he said.

His Canadian friend looked out the window and said, “Oh, that’s a moose.”

“Och! If thaaat’s a moose, hoo big are your cats arooond here?”

Why did O.J. Simpson move to Alabama?

Because DNA is all the same there!

One day sardaji went for an interview. The interviewer gave him an application form and asked him to fill it out. He started printing his First Name, Last Name, Street Address etc.

When he encountered the question Salary Expected, he was thinking for very long time, before he finally wrote “YES”.

Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away –ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away — ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph — bulls-eye!

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history!!

The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of football, and when Ross asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call him mother. “Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl.”

“I don’t want to talk to you,” the old woman says. “You deserted us. You are not my son.”

“I don’t understand, Mother!” the young man pleads. “I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”

“No, let me tell you,” the mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week, your sister was raped in broad daylight.”

The old lady pauses and then tearfully says. “…I’ll never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.”

A girl noticed that she had a green spot on the inside of each of her thighs. She waited a week for them to disappear, but instead, they got even bigger and greener.

Worried, she made a visit to her doctor. He examined the green spots closely, poked them, prodded them, and then looked the girl in the eye and asked, “Are you still dating that gypsie guy?”

“Yes, I am,” said the girl. “Why do you ask?”

“Tell him,” said the doctor, “that his earrings are gold plated.”