Ethnic Cultural Jokes

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck, there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, “What the Hell did you put on this pizza?” The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only.”

Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52…F-16…B-2

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?
A: Duck

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can’t turn them on anyway.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.

Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light Bulb?”
A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q:How do you stop an Afganistan tank?
A:Take the carrot away from the donkey.
Q:Why are there no k-marts in Afganistan?
A:Theres a target on every corner.

One day a teacher asked her class to think of a sentence that had either the word Jew or Jewish in it.

One little girl raised her hand and after being called upon replied “Hannukah is a Jewish holiday.”

The teacher was pleased with the response and said, “Yes, that’s very good.”

A little boy in the corner raised his hand and announced “Jesus was a Jew.”

The teacher was pleased with the response and said, “Yes, that’s very good.”

Finally, little Amilia raised her hand and said in her spanish accent “I told my sister I could sing like Celine and she said ‘Jewish’”

After having their 12th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger double-wide.

The husband then went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children but they couldn’t afford a costly operation, either.

The doctor told him that there was a home procedure called a redneck vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Where upon the client said to the doctor, “I may not be the world’s smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”

With that, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician also suggested a vasectomy but was told they couldn’t afford one.

Recognizing that the couple was from Alabama, he then informed him to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … “, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.