Ethnic Cultural Jokes

You might be a Redneck if you think the Nutcracker is something you do off the highdive.

You might be a Redneck if someone hollers “Hoedown” and your girlfriend falls to the floor.

You might be a Redneck if you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren’t.

If you have been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws, you might be a Redneck.

If your grandma can properly execute the Sleeper hold. You might be a redneck.

If the most common phrase in your house is “Somebody go jiggle the handle!”…you might be a Redneck.

If your dog passes gas and you claim it…you might be a redneck.

If you refer to your wife and mother in law as Dual Air Bags. …you might be a Redneck.

If your wife has ever said “Move this transmission so I can take a bath”…you might be a Redneck.

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant to find at least a 20 minute wait. “Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?” asked the maitre’d.

He goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”

The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”

The bartender stares at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time, dare were four rittow peegs…”

How can you tell an Amish Redneck?

He’s the one with the horse up on blocks in his front yard.

What do you call 42 Rednecks chasing a sissy?

NASCAR Winston Cup

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table, in front of her kids.

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is “out of your league,” bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”

You think “Genitalia” is an Italian airline.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all! Watch this”

Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You go to your family reunion looking to get laid.

You call every female over the age of 9, “Darlin’”. Those UNDER age 9 are referred to as, “My wife.”