Ethnic Cultural Jokes

There was a man whose wife didn’t respond to his desires. This continued for about six months. As frustration built, he decided to see a doctor about his wife’s lack of attention toward him. The doctor gave him a bottle of pills and said, “Now, just before your wife retires, give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these pills in it. Before you know it, she will be more than obliging.”

So he goes home, very excited! When night comes, he offers his wife a cup of milk and slips in a couple of those pills. He then says to himself, “Now why should she have all the fun?” So he pours himself a cup and puts the whole bottle into his cup. He takes both cups to his wife in bed, and they talk for a bit before drinking the milk.

After a half hour, both fall asleep. Then, his wife suddenly sits straight up in the bed, pounds her husband, and says, “Darling, Darling! Wake up! Wake up! I need a man NOW!”

The husband sits straight up, too, and shouts, “SO DO I! SO DO I!”

There was once three black men. Two of them wanted to be white but the third insisted that color is no diffirence.

One day they were walking on a sandpath and found a lamp. They started rubbing it and a ginnie came out.

The ginnie granted one wish for each one of them.

The first, following his dream, wished to be white. With a snap of his finger, the ginnie turned him white.

The seconed wished for the same and turned white. The third black man, angry by his friends’ wishes, wished both of them to turn back to their original color!!!!

I heard they found two new uses for sheep in Australia…

Food and wool.

How do Chinese people get their names?

By throwing pots and pans down the stairs! Ching Ping Wang Dong.

One day a little boy answered the door to find a door to door salesman standing on the stoop. The salesman asked, “Is your mother home?”

The boy said, “Yes, she is, but she is in the shower.”

The salesman then asked, “Well, is your father home?”

The little boy said, “Yes, but he is also in the shower.”

The salesman then asked, “Will they be done soon?”

The boy smiled and said, “No, because when dad asked for
the Vaseline I gave him the Super Glue.”