Ethnic Cultural Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 24 cups of tea?

A: He died in his teapee.

One day at the border the border guards noticed a huge group of mexicans that were crossing the border in pairs.

The guards went down to investigate and asked one man what was going on here. The man said,” Well that sign says (NO TRESpassing)”

How do you know you’re a redneck?

Well, answer this question. Does the closest Italian restaurant to you have a big sign that says SPECIALS: Turkey platter with baked potato, Liver & onions, hot dog, or 96-ounce STEAK!!!

Collards is green
my dog’s name is Blue
and I’m so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass
which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry
jist a-fry’n in the pan
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff”
right out of the can.

You have some’a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we’re in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I’m in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo’re there fer yore man,
to patch up life’s troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo’re as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin overhead.
You ain’t mean like them far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain’t nuttin’ I lack.

Yore complexion, it’s perfection;
like the best vinyl sidin’,
despite all the years,
yore age,it keeps hidin’.

Me’n you’s like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes wtih stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine’s Day;
They git it at Wal-mart,
it’s romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger,
“That’s impressive,” I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
“Diamonds are forever,”
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won’t do.
Cause yor’e too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds…..
IT’S A NEW TROLL’N MOTOR!!!!!!

Luv, from yor romeo

One day a man named Bob found himself down on his luck. He had just recently lost his job and hadn’t had a date in months. He decides to leave the city and move to the country, to live with his cousin, Mark. Having never visited the beautiful Pennsylvania countryside, Bob is filled with excitement.

The next day, his cousin Mark arrives at the train station to pick up Bob. He finds Bob grinning from ear to ear.

“What are you so happy about?” Mark asks.

“It appears my luck has already begun to change for the better.” Bob replies. “I’ve only been here five minutes and those three babes over there just gave me their phone numbers!”

“That’s great,” Mark says, “but Amish girls don’t have telephones.”