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Loading ...A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.
The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, “What are you doing, wearing a football jersey?”
She replied, “Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn’t I wear it?”
He said, “You’re not supposed to wear it unless you’ve made the team.”
“Oh,” she replied sweetly, “Who did I miss?”
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Three men (John, Bubba, and Mac) died and went to Hell. All three of them were in a very dark and scary room. Suddenly a loud voice boomed out “John, you have been very bad all of your life. For your punsihment, you must live with this woman for all eternity.” Then a 7 foot tall, skinny, ugly woman walked out and John was forced away with her.
Bubba and Mac were shaking after seeing what happened and afraid of what would happen to themselves. Then the voice rang out again “Bubba you have been bad all of your life. For your punishment, you must live with this woman for eternity.” Then an even uglier woman, about 4 foot tall, 400 pounds, walked out and Bubba was forced off with her.
Mac was left all alone in the dark room by himself and was even more scared that before. Then Cindy Crawford appeared. Mac jumped around and hollered in joy that he would live with Cindy. Then the voice said, “Cindy Crawford, you have been bad all of your life…”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A private and the rest of the soldiers were putting on their uniforms for inspection by the general. The private and a friend of his got in file and waited their turn to be inspected. The private looks over and notices his friend’s nametag missing, but doesn’t say anything. Well as the general passes the private, his friend, and about two other people, the general abruptly halts, turns around and goes to the private’s friend and says: “Private, where is your nametag?”
At this the private’s friend responds: “Well sir, I memorized and felt no further use for it, so I threw away sir.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was this girl who had breasts on her back instead of the front. The guys all thought she looked funny but was fun to dance with.
(5 votes, average: 1.8 out of 5) Loading ...How do you know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia?
If invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush.
