Three men (John, Bubba, and Mac) died and went to Hell. All three of them were in a very dark and scary room. Suddenly a loud voice boomed out “John, you have been very bad all of your life. For your punsihment, you must live with this woman for all eternity.” Then a 7 foot tall, skinny, ugly woman walked out and John was forced away with her.
Bubba and Mac were shaking after seeing what happened and afraid of what would happen to themselves. Then the voice rang out again “Bubba you have been bad all of your life. For your punishment, you must live with this woman for eternity.” Then an even uglier woman, about 4 foot tall, 400 pounds, walked out and Bubba was forced off with her.
Mac was left all alone in the dark room by himself and was even more scared that before. Then Cindy Crawford appeared. Mac jumped around and hollered in joy that he would live with Cindy. Then the voice said, “Cindy Crawford, you have been bad all of your life…”