Gay Jokes

Question: What happened to the woman when the two gay guys jumped her?

Answer: One held her down, while the other did her hair.

What do you get when you put a gay and a jew in a closet at the same time?
A musical.

If a gay couple and a lesbian couple are to take a trip to Asia who would get there first?

The lesbian, because they would get there lick-ity split while the gay guy would still be at home packing each others shit.

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”

“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, “Yeah, my wife!”

Have you heard about the gay guy who didn’t want to be gay anymore?

He put a patch on his dick and now he’s down to two butts a day!