Gay Jokes

Why do most gay men have moustaches?

To hide their stretch marks!

This gay guy was coming home from the bar one night and couldn’t score. As he was walking home, he saw a drunk bum passed out on a bench. He thought, “Hmm, better than nothing.” So he did his business and left the guy a $5.00 bill. The next morning when the bum woke up he found the $5.00 bill and went to the liquor store and said, “Give me a $5.00 bottle.”

The next night the guy and a friend walked by the bum. The guy told his friend what happened and both of them got some. They both left a $5.00 bill. Again the bum found the money and went to the liquor store. This time he said give me two $5.00 dollar bottles. The next night the guy and ten of his friends came by. They all did their business and each left a $5.00 bill.

Once again the bum found the money and went to the liquor store. The guy at the counter said, “Ten $5.00 dollar bottles?” The bum said, “No, just one $50.00 dollar bottle. The $5.00 liquor is making my ass hurt.”

Q: What do you get when a gay man cums?

A: Fruit Juice!!!!!!

Isn’t that funny? I made that up all by myself!

This one guy was walking on the dock of a NUDE beach one day. About 50 yards down the dock he saw a sign and it said BEWARE OF GAYS! and he didn’t think anything of it.

Another 50 yards down the dock he saw another sign. It said BEWARE OF GAYS! And he started to make caution of it but soon for got about it.

Toward the end of the dock he saw a sign that had been kicked down on the ground and he bent down to look at it.

The sign said YOU ALREADY HAD 2 WARNINGS!!!

Q. What do you call a gay nun?

A. A Transsister.