Gay Jokes

Two gay guys walk into a bar. The first one takes a seat and the second one asks, “May I push in your stool?”

YUCK! LOL!

Al Gore comes home from work one day and says to Tipper. Did you know that Bill is gay?

She says how do you know that?

Al says, “I was in the White House urinal today standing next to him and he was jerking off.”

Tipper says, “That doesn’t mean he’s gay.”

Al says, “I think it does ’cause he was using my dick!!!”

A man walks into a bar and orders a Triple Vodka. The bartender says, “you musta had a bad day.” The man says, “yeah, I just found out my younger brother is gay.”

The man walks into the bar the next day and orders a Triple Vodka again. The bartender says, “Wow, another bad day.” The man says, “Yeah, I just found out my older brother is gay!”

The same man walks into the bar and orders another Triple Vodka. The bartender says, “Damn, does anybody in your family like women?” The man replies, “Yeah, my wife.”

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no stools?

A. A fruit stand.

what do you call a dinasour that is gay?

a megasoreass