Gay Jokes

There are these two gay guys and they really want to have a baby together, so they go out looking and finally find a woman to bear their child for them… well after the baby’s born they go to the nursery where they keep the newborns and all the babies are screaming!! …but then they see one little boy off to the side and he’s really calm.

They say, “Well that must be ours, he’s just so precious!”
they then asked the nurse and she said, “Yeah, that one is yours.” They asked the nurse why all the other babies were crying, she said, “Well if we took the pacifier out of his ass he would start crying too.”

Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?
A: Wipe it off, and say you’re sorry!

Q: What’s better than roses on your piano?
A: Tu-lips on your organ.

Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got fired from the sperm bank?
A: Well he was caught drinking on the job.

The plane’s cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and said to the man and the woman seated beside him, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big-brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main mancan pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one!”

“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I’m called a Queen so I outrank you. Put up the tray, bitch!

Did you hear about the gay midget?

He came out of the cupboard.

Q: What is the new messaging service for gay men?

A: WWW.HotMALE.CUM