Gay Jokes

Once there were three gay men: the first man’s name was Do, the second man’s name was Ray and …

I can’t remember the 3rd man’s name … what was it?

Me!

You are a gay man?

There was a chicken farmer from Hay,
Who found his hens wouldn’t lay;
The trouble was Brewster,
His champion rooster.
You see, Brewster, the rooster, was gay!

Man walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, give me 4 shots of tequila!”
Bartender says, “Jeez buddy, rough day?”
Man says,”I just found out my younger brother is gay.”
Bartender says,”oh..I’m sorry..” And he pours the drinks…

Next day, same man walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, give me 4 shots of tequila!”
Bartender says, “You still having trouble with your gay younger brother?”
Man says, “No, I just found out that my older brother is gay.”
Bartender says,oh..I’m sorry” and he pours the drinks…

Next day, same man walks into the bar and says, “Bartender give me 4 shots of tequila!”
Bartender says,”Damn! Doesn’t anyone in your family like women!?!?”
Man says, “Yeah..My wife!”

Q: What do you call a gay indian?

A: Poke-a-hinee

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”

“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said “Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”

“Yeah, my wife…”, said the man.