Gay Jokes

Q: What do you call a gay person in a sleeping bag.

A: A fruit roll-up.

There is a friend of mine that is gay. He came up to me
one day and he said, “I think I’m pregnant.”

“No way, I said, you cant be, you are a guy and it is no
possible way you can be pregnant.”

He kept insisting that he was totally positive that he was.

So I asked, “Ok if in fact you really are pregnant, who is the father?”

He replied, “How the hell am I suppose to know… do I have eyes in the back of my head?”

Did you hear about the gay Catholic?

He couldn’t decide if the Pope was fabulous or simply divine!

One day a gay guy walks into a deli and asks for five pounds of pepperoni. The deli clerk asked, “How thin would you like that sliced?”

The gay guy replied, “What do you think my ass is, a slot machine?”

What did the woman do when her husband told her that he was gay?

She bent over and took it like a man.