Indian Jokes

A pretty girl is driving through the West when her car runs out of gas. Along comes an Indian and gives her a ride to a gas station. Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that would curdle milk. Finally, he drops her off with a final “Yaaaa-Hooooo!” and gallops off.

“My God!” says the gas station attendant, “What the hell were you doing to make him holler like that?”

“Why, nothing,” says the girl, “I just sat behind him with my arms around him, holding onto his saddle horn.”

“Lady,” says the attendant, “Indians don’t use saddles.”

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happened upon an old tribesman lying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.

The father of the family asked the old tribeman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, white, four-door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h.

“That’s amazing!” exclaimed the father. “You can tell all that just by listening to the ground?”

“No,” said the old tribesman, weakly. “They just ran over me five minutes ago!”

A young Indian boy asks the Indian chief,”Grandfather why do all of us Indians have strange names?”

He replies,”Well son in the dawn of the day into which the young were born, the indian brave will leave his teepee.

The first thing he see’s will be the name of his young.”
“Like your sister, Running Deer, the first thing your father saw was a running deer and,your brother Flying Eagle, the first thing your father saw was a flying eagle.

Now do you understand me Two Dogs Fucking?”

An Indian chief and his son are sitting down one day, and the son asks: “Dad, how do us Indians get our names?”

“It’s very simple,” replies the chief, “your brother was born by a river, so we call him Running Brook. Your other brother was born in the early morning, so we call him Rising Sun.”

“So, why do you ask, Broken Rubber?”

Why was the ground all white after Custer’s last stand?

Because the Indians kept coming and coming and coming and….