Indian Jokes

What is the Indiana fan club called?

The Hoosier daddies

1. Aussie hair products are produced in Minnesota.
2. Most Foster’s Beer found in North Americas is brewed in Canada.
3. The Subaru Outback is produced in Lafayette, Indiana.
4. You can find an Outback Steakhouse in at least 10 countries. Australia is not one of them.

There was a woman doing a report on Native Americans. The topic was going to be about the feathers that they wear.

She went to the village and started looking around and decided to start with an Indian with just one feather in his headdress.

“Excuse me sir, but why do you have one feather in your headdress?” asked the reporter. “Me Brave, me screw one squaw,” replied the Indian.

A little discouraged the lady went to an Indian with two feathers in his headdress, then asked him, “Sir, why do you have two feathers in your headdress?”

This Indian, like the one before; responded, “Me Brave, me screw two squaw.” This made the reporter evem more discouraged, so she decided to take it up with the chief.

“Chief, why do you have all those feathers in your headdress?” asked the reporter. “Me Chief, me screw them all,” he responded.

“Oh, hostile!” the reporter exclaimed.

“Hogstyle, dogstyle, catstyle, rabbitstyle, pigstyle,” the Chief said. The reporter, now blushing said “Oh, dear!”

The Chief thought for a second and then replied, “Me no screw them dear, butt too high and run too fast.”

Son: Dad, do you think that the American Indians were superior to the white men who took this land from them?

Father: You bet. When the Indians were the sole occupants of this land, they had no taxes, no national debt, no centralized government, no military draft, no foreign aid programs, no banks, no stock markets, no nuclear weapons, and their women did all the work.

What could be more superior than that?

One day a boy was walking home from school when he came across an Indian and an elephant. The Indian noticed the little boy and said, “This elephant tell how old you are.”

And the boy said, “Yeah, right!”

Then the elephant stompped his feet ten times and the boy said, “Yes I am ten years old!”

So he went home and told his mom and the mom went to the Indian with the elephant and the Indian said, “This elephant tell how old you are.”

And the mom said, “There’s no way an elephant can tell how old I am!”

Then the elephant stomped his feet 37 times, and the mother said, “Oh my gosh, that’s right.”

So the boy and the mother went home and told the dad. So the dad came and the Indian said, “This elephant tell how old you are.”

And the dad scowled, “Yeah right, an elephant can’t tell how old I am!”

Then the elephant farted and stomped its feet twice. And the father said, “See I told you, an elephant cannot tell how old I am…”

And the Indian said, “This elephant say you are farty two.”