Anything for Profit
Posted in Irish, ReligiousOne day at kindergarten, the teacher says to the class of five-year-olds, “I’ll give $2 to the child who can tell me who the most famous man who ever lived was.”
An Irish boy raised his hand and said, “Please, Miss, it was St. Patrick.”
The teacher said, “Sorry, Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “Please, Miss, it was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “Please, Miss, it was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Hymie. Come up here, and I’ll give you your $2.”
As the teacher was giving Hymie his money, she said, “You know, Hymie, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
“I know, Miss. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business,” Hymie replied.