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Loading ...A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A very elderly couple went to see a lawyer.
They were ushered gently into the lawyer’s inner office, and sat across the desk from the attorney who was studying the couple’s papers.
He looked up after a moment. “How can I help you today, Mr. and Mrs. Watson?”
The woman piped up in a thin, reedy voice. “We’ve come to get your help in filing for a divorce.”
“A divorce?” The lawyer was stunned. “If you don’t mind my asking, how old are you two?”
“I’m 98 and my husband just turned 101.”
“Let me get this straight. It says here you’ve been married since 1917. The two of you obviously aren’t going to be around too many more years. Why a divorce, after all this time?”
“Well,” said the woman, “we wanted to wait until the children were dead.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day this man walked into a lawyer’s office he asks the lawyer, “What’s your rate, sir?”
The lawyer replies, “£2000 for three questions.”
Surprised, the man asks, “Isn’t that a bit steep?”
The lawyer goes, “Yes, it is… and what’s your third question?”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What happens when a lawyer is covered up to his neck in sand?
A: It means you don’t have enough sand.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“I have to tell you the truth,” a young man said to his new girlfriend. “While we’ve been dating, I’ve been secretly seeing a psychiatrist.”
“Don’t worry about it,” the girl told him. “I’ve been secretly seeing a computer programmer and a lawyer.”
