Little Johnny Jokes

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one
day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the
chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked”What’s so funny,Pat?”
“I just saw one of your garters!”

“Get out of my classroom” she yells,”I don’t want to see
you for three days!”

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to
title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She
quickly turns and asks,”What’s so funny, Billy?”

“I just saw both of your garters!”

Again, she yells,”Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is
more severe, I don’t want to see you for three weeks!”

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again.
So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from
another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the
classroom.

“Where do you think you’re going?” she asks.

“From what I just saw, my school days are over!”

Lil’ Johnny on Politics

Lil’ Johnny goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad
says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the
breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Mommy is
the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the
Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call
you The People. The nanny- well, consider her The Working Class.
Your baby brother, we’ll call him The Future. Now go think about
this and see if it makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and
runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents room. Mom is sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding
the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I
think I understand what politics is now.”

“Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the
Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are
being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”