(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...A guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags, honey! I’ve just won the lottery!”
She says, “Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”
He replies, “I don’t care…just get the **** out!”
(3 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...1.You will never be disappointed by what’s under the wrapper.
2.Chocolate never gets tired.
3.Chocolate ALWAYS satisfies.
4.Chocolate makes you feel better during PMS.
5.Chocolate is always there when you need it.
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...They found a cure for mad cows disease:
A box of chocolate and a dozen roses
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A woman screecher in the driveway got out of the car ran into the house and shouted at the top of her lungs, “I’ve won the lottery!”.
She then looked over at her hausband and shouted, “Pack your bags.” Her hausband said, “Thats brilliant will I pack for mountains or beaches?” “I don’t care” said his wife, ” Just get the fuck out!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why are men like floor-tiles?
Because if you lay them own rigt the first time you can walk all over them for years!!!!
