PMS
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Loading ...Q. Why did God give women PMS?
A. Because they deserve it!
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(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...A Woman’s Prayer
Posted in Man and Woman (No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Dear Lord:
So far today, I am doing alright. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent. I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged on my credit card.
However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes and I will need a lot more help after that.
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Amazing Women
Posted in Man and Woman (No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The three most amazing things about women are:
#1 They can give milk without eating grass.
#2 They can bleed for a week and not die.
#3 They can bury a bone and not get their noses dirty.
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Snowstorm!!
Posted in Man and Woman (No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How is a man like a snowstorm?
You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he’ll stay.
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Bricks and Men
Posted in Man and Woman (1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...What do men and bricks have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them forever.
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