Man and Woman Jokes

1. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your ‘Bed-rock’

2. Your eyes are like spanners, every time I see them my nuts tighten.

3. I love every bone in your body, especially the one in my pants.

Why do doctors smack the babies when they are born?

To knock the balls off the dumb ones.

How do you make a man happy?

Who cares!

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, “Hello ladies!”

Q: What’s the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman’s mouth?

A: Einstein’s dick