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Loading ...The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I have mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “May I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change…”
(2 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods.
“Well, Mrs. Appleby,” smiled her doctor. “I have good news for you.”
“Wait, Doctor,” she interrupted. “It’s not MRS.
Appleby…it’s MISS Appleby.”
“Oh,” said the doctor. “In that case, Miss Appleby, I
have bad news for you.”
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A doctor and another man are standing over a bandaged man in a hospital bed talking.
“So Doc, it was like this. Me and Jim were walking down this dirt road and all of a sudden we see this giant gorilla just laying there.”
“The last thing out of Jim’s mouth was: ‘I wonder if it’s dead, or just asleep.’”
(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...After undergoing complicated brain surgery, Lena suddenly fell into a coma. The doctors tried very hard to resuscitate her but to no avail. As she lay unconscious in the intensive care unit, her husband Tom was ushered to her bedside.
One of the doctors said in a quiet somber voice, “She fell into a coma during the operation. I’m sorry but we did everything possible to revive her. The prognosis is not good. Unless she regains consciousness soon, we’re ruling out a quick recovery. It doesn’t look good I’m afraid.”
“Oh God,” said Tom in soft trembling voice as he gazed at his wife with pity and sadness and held her hand so tenderly. “I find this hard to accept. Lena’s so young to be this way. She’s only 45 years old, for Chrissakes.”
“37,” came the weak reply from Lena.
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...One day a guy walked into a doctor’s office and this nun was running out crying.
The guy asked the doctor, “Doc, did you do that to that poor nun?”
The doctor answered, “I told her that she’s pregnant.”
“THE NUN IS PREGNANT, how?”
“Well,” the doctor said, “it cured her hiccups.”
