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Why do all mexicans buy cabage patch kids? for the birth certificates!!!


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the mexican and the 2 houses

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What did the Mexican say when the two houses fell on him?

He said, “Get off me, homes!”


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    Starve a Mexican

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    How do you starve a Mexican?

    Hide his food stamps under his work boots?


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    600 mexicans

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    Q: Why were there only 600 mexicans at the alamo?

    A: Because they only had two vans.


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    Manic Hispanic

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    Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
    A: A dry Martinez


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