Mexican Jokes

What is the difference between a peacup and a teacup.
An englishman drinks out of a teacup
A mexican drives a peacup.

Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window?

A: Tequila!

There was an American, a Muslim & a Mexican on the edge of a cliff. THe Mexican said, ” This is for my country!” and jumped off. Then the American said, “This is for my country!” and pushed the Muslim off.

1. Order 25 tacos at the drive-thru, then just pull off.

2. Demand to speak with that talking Chihuahua.

3. Ask for ketchup with your nachos.

4. Ask if they accept Mexican money.

5. Tell them you want a taco, but tell them without the shell.

6. Scream “VIVA GORDITAS!” the whole time you are in there.

7. Order nachos; without cheese.

8. Ask if you can super size your taco.

9. Claim that you are the voice-over guy for that talking dog.

10. Order McTaco Nuggets.

11. Ask if you can push the buttons on the register.

12. Pretend like you can’t hear them over the intercom, then peel out loudly.

13. Order a coke, then ask for mild sauce for your coke.

14. Bring in your own food and just sit at one of their tables.

15. Refuse to drink the “Mexican water”.

16. Fill your own cup up, then dump it out. Repeat that.

17. Tell the guy you want a chicken fajita without chicken or sauce.

18. Ask if you can test a taco. Eat the whole thing.

19. Ask people outside Taco Bell’s door if they know where the local Taco Bell is.

20. At the drive-through speaker say, “I’d like 1.”. And when they ask “1 what?”, repeat “I’d like 1″.

There were three students in a classroom. A white boy, a black boy, and a Mexican boy. The teacher said, “Now, everybody make a sentence using the words chees and liver.”

The white boy went first and said, “Last night for dinner I ate some cheese and liver.”

Then the black boy said, “My brother stole some cheese and got shot in the liver.”

Last, the Mexican boy said, “Cheese me sister so liver alone.”