Politics Jokes

What did President Clinton say to one of his new interns?

Gee……I don’t think I’ve come across your face before.

In the first presidential debate, Gore was considered “too pushy”. In the second debate, he was regarded as “too passive.”

After the third debate, I think we will all know the final analysis: “Too pussy.”

Monica: “Did you hear that Hillary changed her name since Bill decided to confess his affairs?”

Pauline: “No, What did she change it to?”

Monica: Sharon Peters! (sharing peters)

Americans who feel bad about the state of the presidency do not fret. We have come full circle, back to the glory days of the great American Presidents. In just 35 short years we have gone from “Kennedy and Camelot to Clinton and Came-alot”

Reporter asks Clinton: Was Monica lying?

Clinton : Nope…She was on her knees!!