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Pres. Clinton and the Titanic

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Q:..What is the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?

A:..They know exactly how many went down on the Titanic.


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The Melissa Virus Strikes At The White House

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Carrying the presidential laptop computer, a White House staffer walks into the Oval Office and announces, “Bad news, Mr. President. You’ve got the Melissa Virus.”

An exasperated Clinton curses, gets up from his chair and promptly drops his pants. “Well, don’t just stand there!” Clinton yells. “Get the doctor in here to give me a shot and get it over with. Damn that topless dancer from Jersey!”


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    Monica & Bermuda Triangle

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    Q: How are Monica Lewinsky and the Bermuda Triangle alike?

    A: They both swallow a lot of seamen.


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    socks

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    Q:Why doesn’t the President wear socks?

    A:His pants keep his ankles warm!!


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    Government

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    If Pro is the opposite of con, then Progress is the opposite of Congress.


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