(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
Loading ...Cupid asked his mother (the goddess of love), Aphrodite if Clinton really did cheat on his wife. It goes something like this….
“Mom, you know a lot about love, marriage, and adultury, did Bill Clinton really cheat on his wife, with Monica Lewinsky?”
“Yes, but he didn’t mean to.”
“That f**king a**hole!”
“Hey, don’t speak about your father like that!”
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...President Clinton was at the beach and got into trouble while swimming. He called for help, and three young men went to his rescue and pulled him ashore.
Clinton wanted to show his gratitude, so he offered to give each of the young men what they would like, within reason.
The first young man said that he would like to have a Harley Davidson motorcycle. Clinton told him he could select it and to just send him the bill.
The second young man said he would like an All-Terrain ports vehicle. Again, Clinton told him he would have it.
The third young man declared that he would like a state-of-the-art wheelchair. Clinton was puzzled and asked him why an obviously healthy and athletic young man such as he was would want a wheelchair.
The young man replied that when his dad found out he had helped rescue him, he would break every bone in his body.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One night Clinton had ordered chicken for dinner. So, he started with a leg. Then he went to a thigh. Finally he got to the breast.
Then his chicken dinner arrived!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...President: “This is a great day in our country. I as your President have come up with a sure fire way to fix many of our social issues. The issue of education for example is one with many pitfalls. The best manner in which to solve this issue is to create efficient and low-cost methods by which we can give all visitors to our great nation the impression of prosperity.”
Questioner: “Really? How so?”
President: “Well, you see, the idea is to create what I call “Virtual Institutions”. Instead of building actual schools and hospitals, we will build signs which will guide would-be students and patients in endless circles trying to find their facilities. With the obvious financial savings, we can create even more fighter planes to destroy our enemies!”
Question: “And what of our injured? Or those of us who will be left uneducated?”
President: “I plan to convert all hospitals into DNA labs, designed to create millions of Velociraptors that will devour the weak (who are supposedly looking for hospitals) and the stupid (who ae looking at the virtual signs wondering what they missed).
Question: “And our country wil now be in the hands of vicious prehistoric creatures?”
President: “In a manner of speaking…”
Questioner: “Since when did you become a Republican?”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking American shelves this week with their newest soup creation, “Clinton Soup”, to honor one of the nation’s most distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.
