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Uncompromising Position

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A congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I’m for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise.”


Monica and a shop vac

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Q: What is the differance between Monica Lewinsky and a shop vac?
A: The shop vac sucks it all up without getting any on its dress.


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  • gay website

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    Whats the address for the gay website?

    c : enter (see colon, enter)


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  • Cigar

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    Did you hear that Bill Clinton has started his own line of cigars?

    …he calls them Sir Walter Lewinskis


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  • 3 greatest Men who ever lived.

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    The following are my choices for whom I consider the three greatest men that ever lived:

    First, George Washington, because he always told the truth;

    Second, Adolf Hitler, because he always told a lie, and

    Third, Bill Clinton, because he doesn’t know the difference!.


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