Politics Jokes

Bill & Hillary had a fight about some flowers. She wanted roses on the piano, but Bill wanted tulips on his organ.

Q: What is common between Monica Lewinsky and Asama Bin Laden ?

A: They are both screwed by Bill Clinton.

Our country has come a long way. First, we had George Washington, who couldn’t tell a lie.

Then we had Bill Clinton, who couldn’t tell the truth . . .

And then we had Al Gore, who can’t tell the difference!

The tensions of life were threatening to get a strangle hold on Bill, and after he’d finished a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand. His wife knew nothing of his nervous state, and she climbed onto his lap with the thought of trying to wheedle a fur coat out of him, and snuggled and murmured and fondled.

“Good Heavens, Hillary,” he exploded, “Get off! I get enough of this at the office.”

Kid: Did you hear about Bill Clinton wanting to change the national anthem?

Kid2: No, what is it going to be?

Kid: “Yank My Doodle It’s A Dandy?