Politics Jokes

Some explorers are hiking through a jungle in Africa. They come upon a tribe which frowns on trespassers.

“We have two forms of punishment for trespassers,” the tribe leader anounces, “Death… or Bunga.”

The first explorer says, “Well I don’t want to die, I choose Bunga, whatever that is.” So then, every man in the tribe whips off their clothes, and has sex with him until he is dead.

The next explorer, surprised, says, “Well if I’m going to die anyways, I choose death, to die with dignity.”

The tribe leader replies, “Okay, I sentence you to death, by Bunga!”

A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

“Why are the curtains closed?” he asked. “Am I going to be ok?”

A nurse replied, “Yes, you’re going to be fine. It is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful.”

A liberal kindergarten teacher taught a class of thirty. On election day, she asked the students to raise their hand if they were Democrats. 29 students raised their hands. She asked the kid with his hand down if he was a Republican.

“Yes”, the boy replied. The teacher asked why and the boy said because his parents were.

“Well if your parents are total morons, what does that make you?”

“A Democrat.”

Bush, Gore and Cain are on a ship to visit Europe.
A storm comes up and the ship sinks.
Who gets saved?

America!!

Two people, fed up with Clinton’s rule, decided to blow up the White House. They put the bomb in the back seat of their car and were off on their mission.

First one, who was already a little squeamish, asked in a low voice: “Hey…! What if the bomb went off right now?”

Brave second one said, “Don’t worry! I’ve got a spare bomb in the trunk.”