Politics Jokes

His baloney has a first name,
It’s “I did not in-hale.”
His baloney has a second name,
“I wasn’t getting tail.”
He loves to sing it every day,
The White House people all just saaaaaaay,
That Billy Clinton has a way,
Of making bullshit sound OKAY!

When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling
of “deja vu”…..of watching something that you had just seen
in a similar structure???

Well your brain never fails…….By reading below, you will see the remarkable similarities between the Clinton Video and the Titanic Video. Was this just by coincidence or much more? I will let you be the judge……….

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let’s not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton’s approval rating is at seventy percent.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.

Ben & Jerry’s new presidential flavors:

THE FLAVORS
Double Nut Joy
Impeach-Mint
Subpoenas ‘n’ Cream
Chubby Cheatin’ Hubby
Candy Pants
Chilly Hillbilly
Pants-offio Pistachio
Horny Bubba Crunch
Arkansas Peach
Subpoena Butter Cup
Peppermint Fatty
Captain Cream
Tubby Bubba
Hillary Chiller
Fundraising Coffee
Oval Office Surprise
Arkansas Smoothie
Subpoena Colada
Hyperactive Nuts
Scandalberry

Hillary Clinton has stated that she is completely supportive of her husband.

As a matter of fact, to show her support she assigned a new intern for him– Lorena Bobbit

The Chaplain on Air Force One tells the President, “Sir, the Captain has just told me he’s losing control of the plane. We’ll probably crash. Is there anything you want to share with the Lord?”

“Well,” Bill says, hesitantly, “I was intimate with your wife in the Oval Ofice when you were out of town.”

“Sir, respectfully,” the Chaplain replied, “everybody already knows that part of your character. Is there a REAL SIN you want to share before we crash?”

Bill thinks hard for a beat, then exclaims: “Your daughter had final exams that day and wasn’t able to join us!”