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Fast Bill

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Bill rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox.

While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him.

As they talk, her robe slips open, and it’s quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, “Let’s go in my apartment, I hear someone coming…”

He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she purrs at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

The flustered, embarrassed Bill stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, “Oh, it’s got to be your ears!”

She’s astounded! “Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don’t sag, and they’re 100% natural! My buns they are firm and do not sag, and have no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven’s name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!”

Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers, “Outside when you said you heard someone coming. . .that was me.”


questions from the edge

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If cigarettes are “coffin nails” is chewing tobacco “coffin glue”?

If a “bakers dozen” is 13 is a “politicians dozen” 11?

When it says “Sodium Free” is the product free of sodium or are they not charging you for the salt?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

After a desert sandstorm do trucks go around and put ice on the roads?

If a couch potato eats french fries is it considered cannibalism?

If two lovers share the same case of mono, why isn’t it called duo?

If you filled a toilet with water from the bemuda triangle would it eliminate the need to flush?

Has anyone really killed two birds with the same stone?


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