Politics Jokes

Q: Why does Monica never miss going to church?

A: She can not pass up a chance to get on her knees.

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Fur Traders

Have you purchased your new Clinton computer?

It comes with a six inch hard drive and no memory.

Recently, a radio talk show host in Portland, Ore., asked her audience to come up with an official name for the new Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York. Her call-in contest required the names to be in relatively good taste, original, and should capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons.

The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton’s new home included:

Perjurers’ Palace
HillBilly Villa
The House of Bill’s Repute
Drawers Downs
Cheatem Estates
Castle of Contempt
Sin Simeon
The House That Terry Bought
The Knee Pad
The White Trash House
The Blight House
The Panderosa
Liars’ Lair
Bill & Hill’s Bribe & Breakfast
The Clinton Compost
Dogpatch on the Hudson
Rancho Immoral
Deceitful Domicile
Monica’s Man’s Manor
The Hen House
The Out House
The Big House
The Love Shack
Lucifer’s Lair
The House of Seven Felonies
Cottage of Contempt

But the clear, hands-down winner was-

DISGRACELAND

What do Saddam and Monica have in common?

They both wear a beret and get hit by one of Clinton’s missiles.