Politics Jokes

what do you get when you get Dolly Parton, President Clinton and Al Gore in a room?

Two boobs and a country singer

Monica was called to testify in the Clinton Impeachment Trial — the Senators wanted a blow by blow account of what happened in the Oval Office.

1. Impeach-Mint
2. Candy Pants
3. Hyperactive Nuts
4. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilly
5. Pantsachio
6. Subpoena Colada
7. Horny Bubba Crunch
8. Peppermint Fattie
9. Captain Cream
10. Draft-Dodging-Pot-Smoking-Intern-Nailing Raspberry Swirl

Earlier this year, when President Clinton visited various African nations, he had some interesting comments to say just prior to a press conference.

At one of his stops, as he came down to the bottom of the steps off of Air Force One, a shapely African woman walked up to greet him.

“Hello, young lady, what tribe do you belong to?” the President asks.

“Ubange,” she answered, to which the President said,

“Youbetcha. Right after the press conference.”

One day the President called Monica Lewinsky into the Oval Office. When she entered, the President asked Monica,

“Would you like to see my clock?”

“Um, sure.” Monica said.

With that Bill unzipped his fly and took out his “little william”.

“That’s not a clock!” Monica screamed.

“It will be once I get two hands and a face on it.”