Politics Jokes

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and John Kennedy?

A: One got his brains blown off and the other got shot.

Q: What has four legs, is green, and smells like pussy?

A: A pool table at the White House

Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said: “Bill, I called you because I had this dream last night. I could see all of America and it was beautiful, and on top of every building there was a beautiful banner.”

Clinton asked, “What was on the banner?”

Saddam responded, “It said Alla is God, God is Alla.”

Clinton said: “You know Saddam, I’m really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too.
I could see all of Baghdad and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner.”

Saddam said: “What was on the banner?”

Clinton replied: “I really don’t know… I don’t read Hebrew.”

Did you hear President Clinton smokes a pipe now? Cigars are for pussies.

Q: what do Monica Luinski and a Coke machine have incommon?

A: they both say insert Bill here

Bill used to play the saxiphone but know he plays the HORMONICA