Politics Jokes

I think a Democrat must have made up the Florida Election Ballots.

Of course, we must understand the Democrats court the minorities who can’t read, write, think, or punch a hole at the end of an arrow.

As for the seniors, it bothers me that they had a problem, because they have no problems when it comes to playing 15 bingo cards at a time.

By the way, that Bill Daily is a beaut — he comes from Chicago where they use the same kind of ballot. He has got some pair of balls to make any comments about Florida.

Seeing Monica Lewinski at the movies; “Down in front!” takes on a whole new meaning.

I recently had the honour of interviewing the Prime Minister of Britain. Here is than interview

PM: Could you please untie me? (coughs loudly)
Me: Perhaps later. What exactly is wrong with you?
PM: I think I’ve caught the flu from the president.
Me: So you’ve been kissing him again?
PM: No!
Me: So you’ve stopped kissing him then?
PM: No! Er I mean yes, I mean-…
Me: (interrupting) Is your relationship serious?
PM: No, I didn’t mean that?
Me: So when are you getting married?
PM: I don’t want to marry anyone-
Me: So you’ve been forced into it by your oppressing family! When did you plan to tell the world that you are gay?
PM: But I’m not gay!
Me: Well there’s only 1 gay man in this room.
PM: No there isn’t!
Me: Well how many of you are there?
PM: What?! No, I didn’t mean that!
Me: Thank you PM, I have all the information I need.
PM: No, wait… please wait… please…

The other day President Clinton paid Monica Lewinsky the nicest compliment…”My dear, you have the prettiest set of teeth I’ve come across.”

What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky before she went down on him?

Answer: “Paper or plastic”?