Politics Jokes

Q: Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is an only child???
A: Monica swallowed the others.

Discussion between a father and his 12 year old son:

Son:
Dad, I have to do a report for school. Can I ask you a question?

Father:
Sure son, whats the question?

Son:
What is Politics?

Father:
Well, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so lets call me capitalism. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We take care of your needs, so lets call you the people. We’ll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?

Son:
I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother’s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents’ room where, he found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid’s room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.

The next morning:

Son:
Dad, now I think I understand politics.

Father:
That’s great son. Explain it to me in your own words.

Son:
Well Dad, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the furure is full of shit.

Q: Bill and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

A: The nation

Did you hear that Monica refuses to play golf with Clinton anymore.

She was tired of getting hit in the face with his balls.

What does Bill Clinton call Cyberspace?

The internnet