Politics Jokes

What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky?

The White House pool table!!!!

One campaign consultant says he doesn’t approve of political jokes. He’s seen too many of them get elected.

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, “I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease”.

Disraeli replied, “That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”

Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?

A: Bill can’t come clean, and Monica can’t clean cum!

One day,former presedent Bill Clinton decides to go to the neighborhood nudy bar!So he tells the bartender to srve him something cold.so the bartender tells him,”you want something cold?Go to your wife Hillary!”