Politics Jokes

According to the Starr Report, Monica’s nickname for Bill was “Handsome.”

Bill’s nickname for Monica?

“My little humidor”

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can never get most of the people to vote any of the time!!!

Every year newspapers run a picture of the president standing next to the Thanksgiving turkey. This year they just had Bill Clinton all by himself.

Why doesn’t Chelsea Clinton have any brothers or sisters?

Cause Monica swallowed them!

Vice President Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.”

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Hillary tosses her perfectly coifed hair and says, “Of
course, then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”