Why did the chicken
Posted in Questions AnswersQ. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because he heard the Ref. was blowing fouls
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A. Because he heard the Ref. was blowing fouls
Q:What’s green and smells like bacon?
A:Kermit the Frog’s finger.
“That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you I would be coming too.”
How do you confuse an archeologist?
You give him a used sanitary napkin and ask him from which period it was
What’s the difference between a GOOD stewardess and a GREAT stewardess?
A GOOD stewardess smiles and says, “Good morning, Captain.”
A GREAT stewardess smiles and says, “It’s morning, Captain.”