Questions Answers Jokes

Q.What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A. Don’t expect me to get hard in five minutes, I just got laid this morning.

Q. Where do cows go for their honeymoon?

A. Moo York

Q: Why was Tigger leaning over the toilet bowl?

A: He was looking for Pooh!!!

Question:
What was Jesse Jackson’s response when asked about DEFENSE?

Answer:
I think we’ll paint it white.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

A: If you’re Ever-ready, I’m Frito Lay!