Questions Answers Jokes

Why do monkeys paint their nuts red?
To hide in the cherry trees.

What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Peace Prize ?

‘Cause he was outstanding in his field.

Have you seen Viagra is coming out in a nasal spray?

It’s for Dickheads.

Do you know the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?

A Northern faiey tale starts out, “Once upon a time…”

A Southern fairy tale starts out, “Ya’ll ain’t gonna b’lieve this shit…”

Q. How can you tell when you have the head nurse?

A. She has dirty knees.