Questions Answers Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

“Claustrophobic”

Q. What’s the difference between a hunting dog and a gay man?

A. The hunting dog likes to sic a duck!

Four gays walk into a bar for a drink but there is only one stool. How do they all get a seat?

They flip the stool over!

Q: Why did Dorothy Gale name her little dog, “Toto”?

A: Because “Finger-Finger,” “Wrist-Wrist,” “Hand-Hand,” and “Leg-Leg” were already taken.

What do you call a dog with no ears?

…Whatever you want! He won’t hear you!