Questions Answers Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the light bulb, compensation for lost light, and to set a new legal precedence requiring light bulb manufacturers to state clearly that light bulbs may require replacing and that the manufacturer is in no way responsible for lost wages or any other consequential damages as allowed by law.

Why do nurses at the nursing homes give the old men “Viagra” before bedtime?

So they don’t roll out of bed.

Q:How do you make a kleenex dance?
A:Put a little boogie in it.

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?

A: A milk dud

There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we are running out of oil here in the USA.

Well, here is the answer: It’s simple…notbody bothered to check the oil. Didn’t know we were getting low. And, of course, the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.