Questions Answers Jokes

Q: what do you get when you cross a raindeer and a dill pickle?

A: a dilldoe

Q: How do you give a redneck a circumcision?

A: You kick his sister on the jaw.

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q: What’s the difference between a hog and a man?

a: A hog does not have to sit in a bar all night buying drinks just so he can go home and screw a pig.

What do pussy and the Mafia have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit!

Do you know the difference between a bullfrog and a horny toad?

The bullfrog says, “Ribbet, ribbet,” and the horny toad says, “Rub it, rub it.”