Questions Answers Jokes

Q: What do female reindeer do at Christmas?

A: They blow a few bucks.

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. You put a little boogey in it…

Q: What’s the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

A: The position of the dirt-bag!!!!!

How can you tell when a man is a bachelor?

He comes to work from a different direction every day.

Q: What’s the worst thing about a lung transplant?

A: The first time you cough…it’s not your sputum.