Questions Answers Jokes

What is a man’s favorite game at the Casino????

Answer: a slut machine

What is the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute?

The young prostitute uses Vaseline; the old prostitute uses Polygrip!!!!

What can a jelly bean do that a man can’t?

Come (cum) in different colors.

HOW ABOUT THESE SIMPLE JOKES….

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They’re trying to get away from the noise.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

Did you hear about the flasher that was thinking about retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year.

What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help … after it bites your leg off.

What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post
office?
They’re hiring.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

Why do they call it a Wonder Bra?

Because when she takes it off, you wonder where her boobs went.