Questions Answers Jokes

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish shop?

Good afternoon, ladies!

Q: Christopher Hogwood, Daniel Barenboim and Neville Mariner are all on the same plane when it ditches in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who is saved?

A: Mozart

What is the difference between the zoo down South vs. the zoo up North?

At the zoo down South you will find a recipe following the name.

One afternoon, a little girl excitedly approached her mother and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, “Really, Sweetie? Why don’t you tell me all about it?”

The little girl explained, “Well…OK…the Mommy and the Daddy take off all their clothes, and the Daddy’s thing sort of stands up, and the Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sorts of explodes, and that’s where babies come from.”

Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, “Oh, Honey, that’s sweet, but that’s not where babies come from. That’s where JEWELRY comes from.”

Did you hear about the nun that went on a fishing trip with three priests?

She came back with a big red snapper!