Questions Answers Jokes

Q: Did you hear about how Monica Lewinski went and got her love handles removed?

A: She came out of the hospital with no ears.

What’s red and green, and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get laid?

You crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

Why were Helen Keller’s legs yellow?

Her dog was blind too.

What do Michael Jackson and a greyhound have in common?

They both wait for the hare to come.